Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate the love that two people share for one another.  A day to pamper their loved one and shower them with gifts and appreciation.  Almost anything makes a good gift as long as it shows that you care.  But on that note, not everything shows that you care.  This list is some of the worst possible Valentine's Day gifts that you can get from your significant other.

  • I Heart Guts via Amazon.com
    I Heart Guts via Amazon.com
    loading...
    1

    Reproductive Plush Organs

    $21.99

    Nothing says I love you like a big plush ovary!  Er wait...  How about a big plush testicle, or mammary...  or maybe um, prostate?  Yeah, how about not.

  • Forum via Amazon.com
    Forum via Amazon.com
    loading...
    2

    Fundies Undies for Two

    $9.05

    Now, these just aren't practical at all!  How is one supposed to enjoy themselves when they have their nether regions pushed up against their significant others!?  Oh wait...  These actually could be kinda fun.

  • JustPaperRoses via Amazon.com
    JustPaperRoses via Amazon.com
    loading...
    3

    I Love You from Top to Bottom (TM) Toilet Paper

    $15.62

    "I love you from top to bottom" is written on every single square of this toilet paper roll.  Everyone likes to be reminded of their SO's love for them while wiping filth from their backside, right?

  • Annalisa Chocolates via Amazon.com
    Annalisa Chocolates via Amazon.com
    loading...
    4

    Chocolate Thong

    $15.99

    It may seem romantic, and it may seem kinky, but in reality it's probably pretty messy.  I mean think about it, their is a reason people say "I'm getting hot."  Chocolate melts when it gets hot.  And besides, it's a thong.  Don't you know where half of that thing ends up when being worn?

  • DancingParrot via etsy.com
    DancingParrot via etsy.com
    loading...
    5

    Golden Brown Poop Ring

    $8.00

    This is just a bad gift period.  If you just started a relationship, bad gift.  If you are are still in that honeymoon phase and are totally comfortable with one another, bad gift.  If you have been a relationship for a long time and haven't popped the question yet, REALLY BAD GIFT!

  • Potter Style via Amazon.com
    Potter Style via Amazon.com
    loading...
    6

    "Love" Checks

    $9.95

    Nothing is more romantic then turning down your significant other and writing them a check that they can cash in for intimacy later.  This seems like a gift that would cause for a lot of passive aggression in the relationship.  Keep in mind, banks aren't open to cash your checks after 5pm or on weekends... and I don't think you want to cash this check at the liquor store.

  • Lynne Stanton via Amazon.com
    Lynne Stanton via Amazon.com
    loading...
    7

    Love Lotto

    $9.95

    These might seem cute and fun, but the reviews mainly say they are crap.  I mean, this ticket doesn't even make sense!  What kind of lottery exclaims that everyone's a winner?  No kind of lottery, that's who!

  • GadgetBoxLtd via Amazon.com
    GadgetBoxLtd via Amazon.com
    loading...
    8

    Hot Shot Disc Shooter

    £3.99

    Buying a weapon for your significant other, no matter how mundane, is never a good idea.  If the rest of Valentine's Day doesn't go up to snuff, they might be using it on you later.

  • MatMates via Amazon.com
    MatMates via Amazon.com
    loading...
    9

    Valentine's Day Doormat

    $23.55

    This one has subliminal message written all over it!  If you get this for your loved one you are practically saying that you walk all over them, all over your love, all over everything!  Or maybe I'm just overreacting and your SO just likes Valentine's Day decorations.  How should I know?

  • loading...
    10

    Nothing

    Free

    Anything on the rest of the list is better than nothing.  The only bonus to getting your loved one nothing is that you don't have to pay any money for it.  You'll probably end up paying for it in another way somewhere down the line, but you won't be spending any money.  So, that's probably a plus, right?

More From 98.7 WFGR