I was telling riddles to my son a couple of nights ago. "What has four wheels and flies?" A garbage truck. He didn't get it. "What is black and white and read all over?" A newspaper I said. He asked "Whats a newspaper". He's 7. Kind of a interesting answer. He really has never--and might not ever-needed a newspaper to read a newspaper.

With tablets and smartphones, you really dont need 40-60 pages of newsprint to see whats going on. But no matter how they deliver the news, they still need to deliver it. And there will still be funny headlines and stories. Here are 28 of them. Enjoy.