I am merely commenting on this information's newsworthiness, or lack thereof.

I am NOT reporting this as news anyone outside of Mr. Jolie or any of the Jolies' 14 adorable kids would care about.

So I was watching the TV news last night. Channel 3 to be exact. And a reasonably serious news story came on about Angelina Jolie. There was a YouTube video about Jolie having to miss her upcoming interview and social schedule due to the chicken pox. Jolie has the chicken pox.

I saw this on News Channel 3. The story came from USA Today, which the parent company of owns WZZM-TV 13. I'm guessing they ran the story, too.

These are local news operations, NOT E! or "Entertainment Tonight." Why is this being reported as news????

Greatest Hits 98.7 WFGR's JoJo by the way, was constipated over the weekend. Better get a camera crew over, stat.

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