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The New York Farmer – Bob and Tom Joke Of The Day

The New York Farmer

The New York Department of Labor claimed a small farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
NY Govt agent said “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
The Farmer replied “Well, there’s my first hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.”
“Then there’s the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”

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The agent looked at his clip board and said, “That’s the guy I want to talk to…the mentally challenged one.”
“Oh,” said the farmer, “That would be me.”

Submitted by Bill Smith on Bob and Tom Dot Com

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