Back in the day, As Seen On TV stars like Billy Mays (R.I.P) and Ron Popeil would push 20 or 30 products a year. No one has filled their shoes in the past few years, oh but they are trying!

Take The Chillow. Have you seen this ad? The product itself is fine, and there are no new fancy pitchmen, but there IS a guy. His name is "Demetrius" Really.

Then there's the Wax Vac. No I'm not saying the actor playing the first "victim" is overselling putting a Q-Tip in his ear, but...

And then let's not forget the guy trying to be the next Billy Mays. He's Phil Swift, and that will cost you thousands!

And they say nothing good is on after 2am!