Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Full ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Season 17 Cast Confirmed
Another season of 'Dancing With the Stars' is almost upon us -- the 17th season, to be exact -- and it looks like this year, the show got some stars of note.
‘Sharknado’ Producers + Tara Reid Deny She’s Been Booted from the Sequel
SyFy's bad-on-purpose movie 'Sharknado' was a huge success for the network, pulling in a lot of buzz as the film blew up social media the night it aired. In fact, the flick was so successful that a sequel is already being planned -- but despite what you may have heard, Tara Reid has not already been excluded from it.
John Travolta Dances With Shirtless Men, Allegedly to Shill Booze [VIDEO]
After paying boatloads of cash to a male masseuse on whom he may or may not have let his fingers do the walking, John Travolta apparently decided his next best move would be to promote Brazilian booze by ambiguously dancing with shirtless men. Alrighty.
Also not helping matters? His refusal to shave whatever that thing is off his face. (That's a decision worse than 'Battlefield Earth.')
Internet Rigs Contest to Help ‘Creepy’ Dude Fulfill Dream of Smelling Taylor Swift’s Hair
In a move unsurprisingly orchestrated by internet denizens, a 39-year-old man is well on his way to winning a contest in which he'd get to meet Taylor Swift -- and smell her hair.
Yeah, that sounds about right. Because internet.
Charlie Sheen Went to Scotland to Hunt Down the Loch Ness Monster (No, Really)
Charlie Sheen has done some crazy things in his time, but taking a private jet to Scotland for 24 hours to locate the Loch Ness Monster would have to at least rank in the top five. Even for him.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
When celebrities win awards, they often thank their parents, and this athlete did the same, even if he didn't quite understand how parents work. He once remarked, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Paula Deen Sobs on the ‘Today’ Show, Begs for Forgiveness [VIDEO]
Paula Deen had her first interview following the controversy over racist comments in a deposition and her subsequent firing from the Food Network -- and to say her conversation with 'Today' host Matt Lauer was a tearfully brutal affair would be a vast understatement.
Paula Deen Fired from the Food Network
Despite her efforts to save face -- with not one but two apology videos -- that deposition stemming from a lawsuit which revealed her casual use of the n-word (as well as other seemingly racist actions) has cost Paula Deen her job at the Food Network.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This slightly deranged actor has clearly never taken anatomy. He once threatened, "If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This former actress is unaware that cameras are said to steal your soul, which could be why she once said, "I'm on my couch and in that movie at the same time. Whoa."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
We're sure it made sense in his head. This former sports star once mused, "I definitely want to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet."
Doors Co-Founder + Keyboardist Ray Manzarek Dead at 74
After a lengthy battle with bile duct cancer, Doors keyboardist and co-founder Ray Manzarek passed away today (May 20). He was 74 years old.