Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like Tim Hortons’ Mother’s Day Donut Hole Bouquet
Chocolates? Flowers? Those will take a backseat this Mother's Day.
Kraft Mac and Cheese Ad About Cursing Mothers Is Effin’ Hilarious
There are no words to explain how funny this is. Well, words we can say here, anyway.
Airline Pilot Has Sweet Gift for His One Millionth Passenger
A happy story about flying. Yeah, we're shocked, too.
Wanna Steal Your Final Exam? Don’t Do What These Boneheads Did
We can't even give these guys an "A" for effort.
Don’t You Just Hate When the Minister Vomits in the Middle of Your Wedding Vows?
"I do" met "I spew."
Watch Kicker Casually Drill an 81-Yard Field Goal
No matter where Eddy Pineiro's team is on the field, it's in field goal range.
How Do You Hit a Home Run and Get Tagged Out? Watch This Crazy Play and Find Out
There's a reason that say, "Touch 'em all."
Chicago Bears Fans Are Sooooo Angry They Drafted Mitch Trubisky
Please excuse Chicago Bears fans for thinking the sky is falling.
#MakeTodayBetterIn4Words Tweets Will Turn That Frown Upside Down
Having a tough day? Need to cheer up? Well, look no further.
Behold the Mind-Boggling Things That Happen in One Minute
Sixty seconds. A quick period of time or an endless eternity, depending on your point of view.
This Screaming-Sounding Vacuum May Be Terrified of Itself
This is the most unusual thing about a vacuum since the decision to spell it with two consecutive u's.
These #TakeYourChildtoWorkDay Tweets Will Make You Long for a New Job
Took your child to work, did you? Maybe you can relate to these folks.