If you've ever had a gorilla on your roof, you'll appreciate this joke:
Gorilla in a Tree
A lady calls the police and says "Please send someone over right away. I've got a gorilla on my roof."
"An officer will be dispatched immediately" replies the desk sergeant
One of the most beautiful structures in Detroit, Michigan, and the entire US looks like it may be on it's way to being saved and restored after 25 years of decay! I say.. it's about time! Let's bring back Detroit and not destroy anymore of it!
WZZM 13 reports that the Downtown YMCA in Grand Rapids is creating new ways for Grand Rapidians to get, and stay healthy. And If you walk around downtown Grand Rapids I think you will notice that a lot of us could use some help in losing weight
An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a wo
This may sound crazy, but WZZM 13 reports two geese are madly in love with a couple of workers at Dutch Village in Holland. It's a love story like none other. You know what they say, "Birds of a Feather...". You have to see this too bel
Over the weekend, event organizers and volunteers turned Rosewood park in Jenison into a giant Water Slide. I think this was a great idea. I wish other communities would do the same thing. I believe any city park with a hill could be turned into a giant water slide. And would hope they could do it for more than just a day,
A Trip to Rome
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're
Today is AA day, celebrating the founding of Alcoholics Anonymous on this date in 1935 when Dr. Robert Smith stayed sober for 24 hours. Today, AA's main source of revenue comes directly from the Lohan family. Just kidding :) Actually, AA is a great organization.
If you workout at the gym you may relate to this joke submitted by listener McCrae Axson.
A heavy set man is working out at the gym when he sees an attractive 18 year old come in and begin her workout. He asks the nearby trainer which machine should he use if he wants to impress her.
Looking him up and down real carefully the trainer finally answers
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