Mark Roberts
Sir Paul McCartney said "I do" for the third time yesterday when he married American heiress Nancy Shevell in London.
The Shopkeeper
The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.
The Art Prize 2011 entries have been norrowed down to the top ten. A couple of my favorites did make it into the top ten. Here is the announcement with WZZM 13 News:
We apologize up front to all "smart blondes" for this joke!
Blonde in the Library
A blonde was in the library and goes to the front desk and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger, medium fries and a large Cola".
In a chastising voice t
"Here Come The Mummies" are coming back to Grand Rapids by popular demand. Tickets are on sale now for November 17th show at the "Intersection".
If you just can't wait to see the "Mummies" here's your video fix from the Bob and Tom Show.
Don't miss the Bob and Tom Show 6
If you are celebrating a birthday today, you're cuttin' cake with Rock Stars!
Celebrating today are:
*Randy Bachman--68.
Guitarist for the Guess Who and Bachman Turner Overdrive.
*Meat Loaf is 64 Today
Greg Ham from "Men At Work" is 58 today
Moral of this joke: Drink Responsibly when in the Theatre!
The Drunkin' Cowboy
A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came b
If you are thinking of coming downtown to take in Art Prize this weekend, here's an over-view of events from WZZM 13 News:
This one is very clever...and funny!
Two Sisters
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ra
Have you ever tried to grow a mustache? I've tried , but it always came in a little sparse. I've always envied Tom Selleck's Stash. Well, I found this video on YouTube. It shows what movies would look like if every star had a Tom Selleck mustache
Chicken and the Egg
A chicken goes to Las Vegas for a convention. After checking in, he goes down and plays some blackjack. He spots an egg across the room, their eyes meet and BOOM, their blood begins to boil.
They meet halfway across the floor and without a
Superstition is alive and well in the game of baseball. The Detroit Tiger's manager Jim Leyland and coach Lloyd McClendon have been wearing the same underwear for weeks.
Leyland said he even refused to wash his shorts