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A Farmer's 3 Daughters
A farmer has 3 daughters and they were old enough to start dating. The farmer thought it was a good idea to answer the door with a shotgun to scare the suitors.
The word hero is often over-used, but in this case these folks are true hero's. After a car hit a motorcyclist in Logan, Utah, the cycle burst into flames and the cyclist was dragged for several feet. The man was trapped under the burning car and several bystanders came to help police lift the car and pull the man to safety.
Bob Seger was one of a few holdouts of musicians who didn't release their music on I-Tunes, Amazon and other digital outlets. But beginning Tuesday( September 13) you can download some of your favorite Seger tunes on I-Tunes and Amazon.
Whether you like it or not, we in America invented fast food. And it has changed the way live our lives. Now, everywhere people are enjoying "Fast Food". In fact, some of the more exotic fast foods are not available here in the USA.
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We're all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.
Dad & Dave saw an ad in the Daily Newspaper and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.."
Dad & Dave replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world are you gonna do with a dead mule?"
Dad said, "We're gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Dad said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
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