It's in the Bible
One day in church, a preacher was giving a sermon on how the Bible covers every subject known to man. At the end of the service, when everyone was shaking the preacher’s hand as they were leaving, a woman came up to him and said “Nice sermon, Reverend, but I know of a subject that the Bible never discusses.”
WZZM 13 reports mourners at the service at St. Margaret's Episcopal Church included guests with ties to every presidential administration for more than half a century, Republican and Democrat. Betty Ford was remembered as a Trail blazer because of the Betty Ford Center which has helped millions.
A blonde woman is driving down the road when she sees another blonde...in a rowboat...in the middle of a field, rowing like crazy.
She stops, gets out of her car, walks up to the fence and yells, "You stupid idiot! You know, it's dumb blondes like YOU that give the rest of us the bad reputation we have!"
Don't Lie to Your Wife
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"?
WZZM 13 news reports on Wednesday Betty Ford's body will be flown into Grand Rapids airport around 5:00 PM.
She will take nearly the same route that her husband took to the Gerald R. Ford Presidential Museum. After leaving the airport she will head down 28th street, onto I-96 westbound to I-196 to downtown and then to the Museum.
It's another "Blonde Joke" from Bob and Tom, but this one is Funny! Sheep Guessing
Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheepherder over.
"That's a nice flock of sheep," she said.
"Well thank you," said the herder.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
To be a radio personality you have to be in good shape. And here's another example of how some members of the Bob and Tom Show keep in shape. Tom regularly goes to a Pilates class. This time he takes along Comedian April Macie and really seems to be enjoying teaching April the basics of Pilates. Bob and Chick don't know what they're missing!
A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million American Women Want."
He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages.
His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"
The Wealthy Lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
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