Bacon Flavored…LUBE? I Have Now Seen It All.
The guys at J&D’s have a mantra. Everything should taste like bacon. Simple as that. So when I get emails from time to time touting “bacon flavored salt” or “bacon flavored popcorn” my bacon radar lights up. Imagine my surprise when the email today started with “J&D’s Foods is pleased to announce the launch of baconlube! Yes, the world’s first bacon-flavored personal lubricant”
Now I like bacon as much as the next guy, but I can’t decide if I’m horribly offended or incredibly turned on. On the one hand, I have tasted gravy flavored soda, and meat flavored ice cream. Bacon flavored lube? Ewww.
One the other hand, much like George from Seinfeld mixing my two favorite things-sex and food-has an appeal. “I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted-cured meats.”
Not only is there a dedicated website to BaconLube (smartly named “baconlube.com“) but there are all kinds of…interesting poses with pig snouts.
I guess it takes all kinds in this world! 😉