Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested. What?
Why is that news? If you read Yahoo these days, there’s always a story or seven that makes you wonder “why is THIS news?” Do I really need to know what kind of socks Tim Tebow’s mom wear? Or how did ScarJo get that blonde hair? (Hint: her MOM!) So when I read that “Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested”, I wondered “why should I care?”
Oh yeah…I get it now. It’s because he’s got a WEIRD NAME! And he was picked up in Madison, WI on charges of “carrying a concealed knife, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation after his arrest Thursday. He remained in jail as of Sunday. Jail records don’t list a bail amount or an attorney for him.”
I get it…he’s a LOON with a weird name and does a lot of drugs! Now it makes sense. Now, why am I writing about this? Oh yeah, He has a WEIRD NAME!