Bitter Old Man Tells Kids To Get Off His Lawn…Because Of Pokemon Go

Stories are everywhere of people are trespassing on private property while playing Pokémon Go.

And while some people are willing to put up with these trespassers – at least for now – other people are taking a stand … such as one old guy who wrote a great letter pretty much telling kids to get off his lawn.

The letter is direct and to the point:

“This is a PRIVATE yard, for tenants of this building only, NOT for Pokémon chasing. GET A LIFE AND STAY OUT OF MY YARD.”

The guy then goes further by taking potshots at the Pokémon craze, explaining: “This whole Pokémon hunt is by far the stupidest thing I have ever seen.”

He then lists some of these stupid things he’s seen, including “Hammer Pants,” “Crystal Pepsi,” and “ten seasons of CSI: Miami” – among many others – as a comparison.

He then offers a suggestion to anyone who stumbles into his neighborhood, looking for Pokémon: “There is a bar up the street and around the corner. Go there, have a beer, and seriously think about your life choices.”