Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
A shy young man is sitting at a bar eyeing a pretty girl. Finally he works up his nerve and walks over to her and says, “Excuse me, but could I buy you a drink?” In a voice loud enough for the whole bar to hear she replies, “NO, I WON’T SLEEP WITH YOU!” Mortified, he creeps back to his bar stool and resumes sipping his drink.
After a couple of minutes the girl walks over to him and quietly says, “I need to apologize. I’m a grad student in psychology and I’m doing a study on how people react to horribly embarrassing situations. Can you forgive me?”
Noticing many in the bar were watching, he says in the same loud voice she had used before, “$200? NO WAY!”