The Thankful Genie

An Irishman is walking along the shore and he discovers a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie appears. The Genie says, “You have saved me and released me from 300 years of captivity. I will grant you three wishes.”
The Irishman thinks for a minute and says, “You know, I’m a bit thirsty and I could go for a pint.” 
Poof! a pint of ale is in his hand. He drinks it straight down and says, “Thank ya Mr. Genie.”
The Genie says, “that’s a magic bottle of ale, it will never go empty.”
The Irishman drinks it down again, and sure enough it fills right back up. He repeats the task and it does it again. He says, “Thank you Mr. Genie.”

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The genie says “but you still have 2 more wishes.”
The Irishman says, "I'll have 2 more of these."

Submitted by Gary Clark on the Bob and Tom Show
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