The Beer Accident

 

Sean O’Brien fell into the giant vat of beer and drowned. His co-worker, Michael Tierney had to call the widow to break the news.
"Mary Katherine, I have some bad news to tell you, your husband Sean fell into the giant vat of beer at work and drowned, I am so sorry."

She gets over the initial shock and finally says, "Did he at least go quickly?"
There was a short pause, and Michael says, "Well no not really, he had to get out three times to pee."

Submitted by Dale Cobb