Michael Bolton doing the Jack Sparrow song from the internet last night on the Emmycast...Classic...the lame "Health risks from becoming an Emmy winner"...not so much. The 4 hour erection/acceptance speech joke? Are you kidding? And the low talking smarmy announcer guy who does the smart ass remarks after mentioning the winner has been "nominated 13 times and this is their 4th win"...really? There's a reason the Emmy telecast never wins an Emmy.

And I swear Jane Lynch was on screen for about 8 minutes of the 3 hour show...which I have to say, ended right at 11...good job non Emmy winning directors and producers!

Here's the classic Bolton clip...