Aligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming
The Shopkeeper
The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.
We apologize up front to all "smart blondes" for this joke!
Blonde in the Library
A blonde was in the library and goes to the front desk and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger, medium fries and a large Cola".
In a chastising voice t
Moral of this joke: Drink Responsibly when in the Theatre!
The Drunkin' Cowboy
A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came b
This one is very clever...and funny!
Two Sisters
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ra
Chicken and the Egg
A chicken goes to Las Vegas for a convention. After checking in, he goes down and plays some blackjack. He spots an egg across the room, their eyes meet and BOOM, their blood begins to boil.
They meet halfway across the floor and without a
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A Farmer's 3 Daughters
A farmer has 3 daughters and they were old enough to start dating. The farmer thought it was a good idea to answer the door with a shotgun to scare the suitors.
The New Book
A man goes into a new bookstore and asks the young lady assistant a question.
"Do you have the new book out for men with tiny manhoods? I tried to look it up but I can't remember the title."
She replies,
What's in a name?
The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We're all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.
The Dead Mule
Dad & Dave saw an ad in the Daily Newspaper and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.."
Dad & Dave replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world are you gonna do with a dead mule?"
Dad said, "We're gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Dad said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
This joke covers just about every nationality. You gotta love it!
A Bar Story
A South African, an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a dutchman, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Mexican and a Canadian walk into a bar.
The New Doctor's Office
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysteria's and Posteriors." The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
