The Chem Test
Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately known as "Bonkistry." He has been around f
Funeral Costs
Billy died.... His will provided $30,000 for this elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jonelle.
"Well, I'm sure
Another "Blonde Joke"?? OK here we go...
The Angry Blonde
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
This one's for the girls!
Crossing the River
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.”
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
The Beer Accident
Sean O’Brien fell into the giant vat of beer and drowned. His co-worker, Michael Tierney had to call the widow to break the news.
"Mary Katherine, I have some bad news to tell you, your husband Sean fell into the giant vat of beer at work and drowned, I am so sorry."
She gets over the initial shock and finally says, "Did he at least go quickly?"
The following joke is fiction. The events mentioned actually never happened.
A Royal Meeting
Prince William and Princess Kate were touring the U.S. on an extension of their honeymoon, staying in hotels in various cities as they saw the sites.
One morning
It's another "Blonde Joke" from Bob and Tom. If you like you can substitute Brunette or Redhead instead of Blonde.
Irish Poker
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.
After Flight Plans
A jet is making its final approach to St. John 's Airport.
The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into St. John 's Newfoundland . I want to thank you all for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the "ROCK"
He forgets to switch off the intercom
It's in the Bible
One day in church, a preacher was giving a sermon on how the Bible covers every subject known to man. At the end of the service, when everyone was shaking the preacher’s hand as they were leaving, a woman came up to him and said “Nice sermon, Reverend, but I know of a subject that the Bible never discusses.”
Two Dumb Blondes
A blonde woman is driving down the road when she sees another blonde...in a rowboat...in the middle of a field, rowing like crazy.
She stops, gets out of her car, walks up to the fence and yells, "You stupid idiot! You know, it's dumb blondes like YOU that give the rest of us the bad reputation we have!"
Don't Lie to Your Wife
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"?
