Bob And Tom Joke Of The Day

It's another "Blonde Joke" from Bob and Tom, but this one is Funny!
Sheep Guessing

Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes. 

One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She also went out and bought a new convertible. 

She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. 

She stopped and called the sheepherder over.
"That's a nice flock of sheep," she said.
"Well thank you," said the herder.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"

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Inflated Ego
 

A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million American Women Want."
He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages.

His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"

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The Wealthy Lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

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Keeping Kosher
The Rabbi and the Catholic bishop found themselves seated together at an ecumenical banquet. Seeing the rabbi was not being served the same appetizing dish of roast pork as everyone else, the bishop thought he would make conversation.
“You know, I’ve always wondered how you people manage to keep such strict dietary laws . . . I mean you, yourself, as a rabbi, right? You never eat bacon or pork?”
“Never”
“Never? I mean you can tell me.”

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Lucks Changing
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just

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The Pharmacist's Bad Morning
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife, tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had t

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Cowboy Up
An Alberta cowboy walked into a drug store in Vancouver and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she co

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The Sheep and the Cow
A cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

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If you've ever had a gorilla on your roof, you'll appreciate this joke:
Gorilla in a Tree
A lady calls the police and says "Please send someone over right away. I've got a gorilla on my roof."
"An officer will be dispatched immediately" replies the desk sergeant

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Sergeant Major
An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation

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The Old Doctor

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him 
on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a wo

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The New York Farmer
The New York Department of Labor claimed a small farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
NY Govt agent said “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them

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