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When celebrities win awards, they often thank their parents, and this athlete did the same, even if he didn't quite understand how parents work. He once remarked, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

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This slightly deranged actor has clearly never taken anatomy. He once threatened, "If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body."

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This former actress is unaware that cameras are said to steal your soul, which could be why she once said, "I'm on my couch and in that movie at the same time. Whoa."

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We're sure it made sense in his head. This former sports star once mused, "I definitely want to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet."

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Thanks for your spectacular insight, Captain Obvious. This actress once stated the oh-so-apparent, "Wireless communications are an integral part of our culture today."

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This singer and actress believes that everything you read on the internet is true. For example, one time she claimed, " is such a perverted movie. It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online."

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Pirating is really hard, you guys. Almost as hard as verb conjugations. This glitter-covered singer once said, "I've doven. Doven? Diven? ... I'm pretty much a pirate."

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Apparently "success" and "wastefulness" are synonyms to this singer, who once said, "Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice."

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The term head-banger just reached a whole new level. Said this wild-haired singer, "I can't towel-dry my hair, because it'll tangle. So I put a towel on the bed and smack my head on the bed."

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Legitimate actress or porn star? You be the judge. She once said of her craft, "I get dressed up like a doll, a nice man puts lipstick on my lips and I say words - it's deeply satisfying."

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This Oscar-winning actor might as well have invented the hashtag #firstworldproblems. Especially with this tale of woe: "I had homosexual goats. It's best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them be free."

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They say a good teacher can change your life, and this actress agrees, saying, "I know two girls in my life who are good friends, who were not pooing, but now they're pooing 'cause I helped them. I taught them how to poo."

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