Funeral Costs
Billy died.... His will provided $30,000 for this elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jonelle.
"Well, I'm sure
Another "Blonde Joke"?? OK here we go...
The Angry Blonde
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
From the "You can't make this stuff up" file, a Chandler, AZ man is recovering after shooting himself in the penis with his pink hand gun. Joshua Seto and his girlfriend were going to a store to get some drinks, when he decided to do like they do on TV and put his gun in the waistband of his pants.
This one's for the girls!
Crossing the River
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.”
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
Who doesn't like the kitchen? It's where the FOOD is! And it's where the most discussions about what to do with that "child who had the party and broke two mirrors and had the cops called on him". Not that I know anything about stuff like that...:) And in Britain, they also have sex in the kitchen too. Which is why you shouldn't eat right off the counter!
While ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’ would occasionally make a stab at humor, few would describe the sci-fi series, which ran between 1987 and 1994, as a comedy. But it turns out there was a great sitcom lurking beneath the intergalactic quandaries and technical jargon all along, and all it took was simple laugh track to unleash it.
Here comes another cool Michigan Festival! In advance of National "Talk Like a Pirate Day" (September 19th this year in case you wondered), here comes The Michigan Pirate Festival in Grand Haven!
Really..how could you make this up!
A couple guys filming a storm cloud zipping across the horizon in New Brunswick, Canada were treated to a rather stunning visual bonus when the cloud took the shape of an almost perfect human face — one that really looks like American founding father George Washington.
Here's a classic from "Here Come The Mummies". By popular demand here's a replay of the their live performance of "Pants"
I know it seems cruel. That was my first reaction to this phenomenon. Then I thought about it some more and said, you know what? Science is cruel.
The Beer Accident
Sean O’Brien fell into the giant vat of beer and drowned. His co-worker, Michael Tierney had to call the widow to break the news.
"Mary Katherine, I have some bad news to tell you, your husband Sean fell into the giant vat of beer at work and drowned, I am so sorry."
She gets over the initial shock and finally says, "Did he at least go quickly?"
The following joke is fiction. The events mentioned actually never happened.
A Royal Meeting
Prince William and Princess Kate were touring the U.S. on an extension of their honeymoon, staying in hotels in various cities as they saw the sites.
One morning
