Call From a Wife
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen
"Honey, it's me
According to RTT News, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry says that Aerosmith will not be playing live on the American Idol finale next week.
In a post on his official Facebook page, Perry says they were never formally asked to play the show. He went on to say, "Brad has gig that night with "Hendrix Experience". Its not logistically possible".
The Traffic Camera
My husband was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.
He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though he knew that he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
Now he began to think that this was quite funny,
Was watching "The Cleveland Show" last night. I have to start by saying I usually don't watch "The Cleveland Show". It's kinda like watching "Joanie Loves Chachi". Not that "Happy Days" could be compared to "Family Guy", but in this sense, it is.
The Problem With Flowers
A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop. “Just great” the brunette complained to the blonde, “my boyfriend is in the flower shop buying me some flowers”.
The blonde responds, “Why is that a problem?”
The brunette replies,
On Saturday, tomorrow, May 14, letter carriers will be conduct their annual Stamp Out Hunger food pantry drive in Grand Rapids. Just put non-perishable foods in a bag by your mailbox and the mail carriers and other postal employees and volunteers will pick them up and deliver to area food pantries.
The Man's Wife
This guy was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door. There were two sheriffs there. He asked them if there was a problem. One of the sheriffs asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says,
Forbes magazine has listed the top 5 earning super models for 2010. I guess great looks Can get you just about anything you want! Just ask Gisele Bundchen, she's the top model earning $112 million for 2010.
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