May 9, 2011 The guys at Smosh.com are very funny-check out their "20 Epic Yearbook Quotes" link to see why. I have always wondered why Tyler Perry presents so many things...and thanks to Daniel Dominguez, I now at least have an idea of things he SHOULD...
If you're a beer drinker, you know Coors took beer drinking technology to new heights when they introduced their cold-activated cans. You know ... The ones that feature mountains that turn blue when cold
The Leg Injury
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
"Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
I said, "No, everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.
As the national average for gas hit the highest level since 2008 at $4.11 (the national average), we were paying $4.29 a gallon across West Michigan last week. There seems to be some relief in sight… at least in the short term.
May 6, 2011 OK sorry that was bad, but it's all in good fun! And it's celebrating one of the noblest professions...nursing! So if you know of a nurse, give them a hug and thank them for all they do!
The Animal Game
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.
The teacher held up a picture of a cat.
"What animal is this?" she asked.
"A cat!" said Eddie.
"Good job! Now, what is this animal?"
"A dog!" said Eddie.
"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked,
I don't know why I thought Dick Van Dyke had passed away, but the rumors of his death were greatly exaggerated! Dick Van Dyke is a Guest star on the Bob and Tom show today. The Dick Van Dyke Show is still considered one
May 4, 2011 Ever bounce away happily after getting your paycheck from your boss and then two days later wonder “What the hell happened to all my money”?
The Old Brothel
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait."
"But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now."
"Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs."
"Listen, I'm pretty desperate. I don't need a room."
My Mom passed away a few years ago but some of my best memories of mom are from Mothers Day celebrations. First off here's a short history lesson on the origins of Mothers Day. Did you know that the first official celebration of mothers in the United States took place in 1858? Anna Reeves Jarvis
Do you like to drink beer while playing video arcade games? You've gotta check this out. Dream Arcades, which makes all sorts of custom arcade cabinets and gear for your man cave, has invented something spectacular -- that just happens to encourage drinking and driving. The Octane 120 Pro Beer Arcade is
Ron Popeil, inventor and infomercial pioneer, celebrates his 76th birthday today. How can we forget his sales pitch on TV for the Chop-O-Matic and Veg-O-Matic. But wait, there's more! Remember the "Pocket Fisherman"?
