Fingernail Biting
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. "I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" "You'll be fatter than that," says her mother.
Colin Hay, former lead singer for "Men At Work" recently visited the Bob and Tom show and sang "Overkill",
May 1, 2011 Its the 82nd annual Tulip Time Festival in Holland starting on Wednesday! See all the Dutch themed fun located on Lake Michigan until the 14th!
Ivy Legue Trip
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked: "Sir, can you please tell me where your library is at?"
The man looked down his nose and replied: "Son, I'm head of the English department, and I can assure you we don't end our sentences with prepositions
April 29, 2011 I will start by saying myself, WFGR and Townsquare Media have no connection whatsoever to the TV Show "MY GR Weekend" or it's producer Storytelling Pictures OR the TV stations that run the show...WOOD, WOTV and WXSP. And by the end of this you will certainly be able to tell that.
April 29, 2011 I swear to god, if I wasn't some hack idiot, I would figure out a way to make a countdown clock to tell me how long it would be until this CRAP I DON'T CARE ABOUT would be over!!!!
O n Friday Kate Middleton, a commoner, is marrying Prince William. I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick and tired of all the media coverage.
But it seems there is a U.S. market for royal mania. A CBS News/New York Times poll shows
A Knock at the Door
There was a knock on the door this morning. When I opened it, I found a young man standing there in a suit and tie who said, "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and would love to talk to you
Here's another great video from the Bob and Tom show heard 6-10 am on classic Hits 98.7 WFGR. Blues and Swing Man Brian Setzer joined Bob and Tom
April 25, 2011 As I let you know about earlier, "The Paul Reiser Show" has been cancelled by NBC after 2 showings.
April 25, 2011 The "Paul Reiser Show" was supposed to be Paul's triumphant return to TV. 10 years after "Mad About You" Reiser was going to come back to NBC and do a "Larry David-type Curb Your Enthusiasm" show for prime time.
Celebrities cuttin' Cake today are:
