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Guy Fired For Getting in Argument Over Work Printer and Threatening to ‘Shoot Up the Place Like Newtown’

In the heat of argument, people sometimes say some dumb things. For example, I once got in an disagreement with a coworker and told him that I was going to piss in his coffee. I didn't mean to say that. I meant to say "in his desk drawer" but it was all cleared up the next day when he reached into his desk drawer. He was so surprised he spit out the cup of piss I made him!

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Gross! Mother Slips Jailed Son Drugs in Open-Mouthed Kiss

All mothers love their sons, but some are more affectionate than others.

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Category: News, TSM, Weird News
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Prisoner Caught with Ringing Cell Phone in His Butt

You’ve heard of hemorrhoids, but it sounds like a prisoner in Sri Lanka may have come down with a case of hemo-Droids.

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God-Fearing Man Quits Job After Getting W2 with ’666′ On It

Why did Walter Slonopas quit his job? You could say the devil made him do it.

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Marvel Comics Gets Steamy with New She-Hulk and Rogue Romance Novels

It appears that Marvel Comics has realized that women read comic books too, so they've decided to take a hint from '50 Shades of Grey' and get all romantic with two new novels featuring the love lives of She-Hulk and 'X-Men's Rogue. Seriously? Seriously.

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SMAAASH! — Hitchhiker Saves Crash Victim By Hitting Driver With Hatchet

Your day will likely never be as eventful as the afternoon had last week by Kai, a homeless hitchhiker in West Fresno, Calif. A large man gave Kai a ride on Friday. That's when the trouble started.

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Science Could Be Close to Mapping Out Alien Worlds

Scientists are making revolutionary advancements in how they study alien planets. Recently, astronomers discovered that they could use the process of reflecting starlight in order to create composite maps of unknown worlds that would enable them to define pertinent aspects of planetary life, such as land, water and clouds. 

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Category: Weird News, world news
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Drunken Jerk Drops Pants, Spanks Off, Sings for Police

Across the bayou, it is not difficult to find a crossbreed of stark-raving mad drunkards and dive bar sideshows aggressively humping the legs off civil society. Unfortunately, when there is nothing civilized left for these gutter fiends to devour besides the skin in between their teeth, the only hope for the rest of us is that soon the flood waters will rise again and bury these beasts at sea.

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Category: Humor, Weird News
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New England Man Wins Wing Bowl By Feasting On 287 Wings

Eating 24 dozen chicken wings before lunch seems impossible; watching someone else do it is remarkable. James 'The Bear' McDonald of Granby, Conn. won Wing Bowl 21, the annual Philadelphia-based chicken wing-eating contest, by chomping down 287 chicken wings in the Wells Fargo Center on Friday morning.

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New Research Finds Bumping Uglies Only Burns 21 Calories — Dibs on Telling Richard Simmons

If you've always lived your life by the age-old myth that you can burn 300 calories every time you knock athletic shoes with your partner in carnal knowledge, a new study suggests that you might want to start bumping uglies on a stationary bike or elliptical machine – recent findings show the average person only burns roughly 21 calories while barely sweating it out in the sack.

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Grandmother In a Rush to See Granddaughter Gets Caught Speeding 4 Times — In 3 Hours

Loretta Lacy is shattering the stereotype that grandmothers drive slowly.

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What will help encourage baby making? Slow jams... awwww yeah... (Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images)
What will help encourage baby making? Slow jams... awwww yeah... (Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images)
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Boyz II Men Hired To Help Raise Russian Birth Rate

Russian President Vladimir Putin is a lot of things, and it turns out that one of those things is "a big R&B fan". The Soviet leader has taken an interesting angle to solving the country's demographic problem: hiring Boyz II Men. I guess the fearless leader thinks that the crooning of the boys from Philly will encourage the Russian public to get it on more. Or something.

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Category: Weird News, world news

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