If you want to show your love just how much she makes your heart explode this Valentine's Day, why not just go ahead and make her heart explode?

Hold onto your cardiologist's phone number because chocolate-dipped bacon roses are here, the latest advancement in this most wonderful of foods. This video explains how to whip up this acne-causing, gut-stretching, cholesterol-rising culinary delight.

It's actually quite simple, so let's just stop with the words.

Your taste buds -- not to mention that special someone -- will thank you. Maybe.