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‘Chuck Norris Would Drive this Car': Craigslist Ad From Northern Michigan is Pretty Great

“Are you going through a midlife crisis? Do you want to have extra attention from the ladies? Do you like to go fast?”

If you answered yes to those questions, um, you might need to buy this car for sale in Petoskey. 

The above series of questions opens the Craigslist ad for a 2011 Ford Mustang 5.0L GT Premium, which is also titled “Chuck Norris Would Drive this Car”.

What makes this car so badass? Apparently it’s fast — really fast.The seller is sure to make us aware:

It has a 5.0L V-8 “coyote” motor producing well north of 400HP. It goes fast. Things you should know. There have been things done to it to make it do faster things. Example: exhaust, it makes it louder and faster. Also, brakes that are ceramic, slotted, & drilled so it stops faster.”

There’s even a disclaimer,

The seller of this vehicle does not take any responsibility for the following possible outcomes from purchasing this car.
These are some examples and not limited to any possible scenario.
I.E. Ruined marriages, speeding tickets, or lost productivity at work from multiple females texting you all day.”

If you’ve got $19,000 and you’re ready for all those texts from all those females, check out the rest of the ad here. 

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