A famous cardiologist died, and everyone was gathered at his funeral. His coffin was displayed in front of a huge model heart. 

When the minister finished his sermon and everyone said their goodbyes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment, one of the mourners started laughing.

The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

The mourner said: "Well, I was just thinking about my own funeral."

The man asked: "Well, what's so funny about that?"

And the mourner said: "I'm a proctologist."

The Bob and Tom Show
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