Watch Out, Criminals! Conan O'Brien Is a Texas Deputy Now

This week, Conan O'Brien uprooted his 'Conan' show from Los Angeles and moved it (temporarily) to Dallas.

Can you even imagine the exceedingly Texan things O'Brien will do in Dallas? Think of the bulls, the beer, the BBQ and the law enforcement.

That's right.

O'Brien wants to do this thing up real right, and that means becoming a bona fide Texas deputy on the air.

What can you do?

While the man loves small-town justice, is that love enough to let him pass the many tests a deputy must undergo?

Well, maybe. Take a look.