The Oscar nominees that lose on Sunday night won't go home empty handed. On top of dozens of lotions, potions, sweets and treats,

the nominee gift bags include...

  • A $5,000 all-inclusive week-long stay at a fitness retreat.
  • A $12,000 Belize getaway on a private island.
  • A $16,000 all-inclusive getaway in the Maldives.
  • An all-inclusive stay at a resort in Connecticut.
  • The Kim Kardashian Signature Watch Collection.
  • Personal training packages.

How the heck did the Kim Kardashian watch get on that list?

These poor losers really need these gifts since they only receive millions from each movie.

No I’m not bitter…