Every Maid of Honor Speech – EVER!
Comedian Owen Weber does a spot-on impression of EVERY Maid of Honor speech ever given.
Everything, the timing, the inflection, and the sing songy delivery is dead on. The dude needs to stop crashing weddings.
And while we're on the subject of Bridesmaids, a woman put an ad on Craigslist offering her services as a "professional bridesmaid."
She's already been in four weddings this year, she says, and she's pretty much got it down. So if you need to have an even number of groomsmen and bridesmaids, or if you just have no friends, she writes, hire her!
Maybe i should do this! I have some really good bridesmaids skills, such as:
1. Holding up the 18 layers of your dress so that you can pee with ease on your wedding day
2. Catching the bouquet and then following that moment up with my best Miss America-like "Omg, I can't believe this" speech.
3. Doing the “Electric” and the “Cha Cha Slide.”
4. Responding in a timely manner to pre-wedding email chains created by other bridesmaids and the Maid of Honor
Do you think she really wants to be a bridesmaid for hire or is just trying to get a book deal?
Would you hire a professional bridesmaid if you were on person short for your bridal party?