Forget Shark Week, This Lady’s Shark Advice Is To The Point [Video]

A woman from what she says is a 'meat ministry' (?) has some simple advice if you're vacationing at the beach this summer: "Go to the beach, don't go to the ocean. The ocean is the shark's house."

In response to more than half a dozen shark attacks off the coast of North Carolina, Veronica-Pooh Nash Poleate uploaded a video to Facebook offering some to the point advice on avoiding shark bites, "Stay out of the shark's house!"

The University of Tennessee guidance counselor said she wanted to remind her friends to be "mindful" when they are at the beach.

"Use some common sense if you are going to the beach," Poleate said.

"You watch the ocean from a distance," she added.

"The shark has the right to eat you up when you get in his house," Poleate says. "When chickens come in my house, guess what? They get ate."

I doesn't get any simpler than that.

Apparently, the same rule applies to the woods.

"Stay out of the woods also…It's the bear's house and bears will eat you up," she said.