“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Man's Wife
This guy was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door. There were two sheriffs there. He asked them if there was a problem. One of the sheriffs asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says, "I sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality, and is a good cook too."
Submitted by Super Dave on the Bob and Tom Show