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“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show

Call From a Wife

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. 
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the 
hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen
“Hello?”
“Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

 asked the woman on the other end.
“Yes.”
The woman continues, “I am at the shops now and found this 
beautiful leather coat. It’s a little pricey at $2,000 
but I really love it. Is it okay if I buy it?”
The man replies, “Two thousand seems like a lot for a leather 
coat but, sure, go ahead and get if you like it that much.”
“I also stopped by the Lexus dealership 
and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked,” said the woman.
“How much is the car?”
“$90,000,” said the woman.
“A Lexus for $90,000?” said the man. “OK, but for that price 
I want it with every possible option.”
“Great!” exclaimed the woman. “Oh, and one more thing… the house 
I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000.”
“Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. 
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80 thousand 
if it’s really a pretty good deal.”
“Okay,” said the woman. “I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
“Bye! I love you, too.”

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The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at 
him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks, “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

Submitted by Ken G.on  Bob and Tom Dot Com

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