Widow and Widower


A widow and widower, both in their 70’s, missed the companionship that their former married lives offered. They decided to get married, and met over lunch to discuss the issues they would face living together.

Of course, the issue of sex came up, and the man asked how often his future bride might desire sex once they were married.
She replied , “I’d like it infrequently.”

The man thought a moment and answered “Now, is that one word or two?”

 

Submitted by Richard Veit on Bob and Tom Dot Com

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