“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Ivy Legue Trip
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked: “Sir, can you please tell me where your library is at?”
The man looked down his nose and replied: “Son, I’m head of the English department, and I can assure you we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.
Re-cast your sentence in a proper form and I will reply.”
“Can you tell me where your library is at, dick-head?”
Submitted by Joe Gray on the Bob and Tom show