With Liam Neeson's career ever more closely mirroring Nicolas Cage's, a musical like this (from the folks who brought you Ah-nuld singing in the 'Total Recall' musical) doesn't seem entirely implausible.

'Liam Neeson: The Musical' showcases all the hardships Neeson is so well-known for playing. As the song continues, Neeson begs to know when 'Neeson Season' will end. We don't really blame him. A musical like this might be the only place to go after 'Battleship.'