Man Interviews His Guinea Pig, Finds Out It Has Turtle Envy [Video]
It's kind of sad when you finally get your Guinea Pig to talk, and it tells you it likes turtles and wants to be one. This is great for a quick smile.
He also likes toilet paper, and demanded twenty dollars for the interview.
If you liked that, you'll enjoy the dog that wants a kitten.
And then there's the classic dog that doesn't get any bacon.