Meet Melanie, The Helpful Raccoon [Video]

Melanie, the raccoon, will offer you a tissue when you sneeze, but you better have a treat ready, or she'll claw your eyes out.

Okay, I made that last part up.

Melanie won't claw your eyes out.

Or maybe she will one day when she reverts back to the primordial mammal she is, instead of acting like your personal servant.

The point is, I don't trust raccoons, they have little human hands and they know how to take out power stations, so I think they're in cahoots with skunks to take over Grand Rapids.

So take the tissue now, Kemosabe, for in the future it may be YOU handing out tissues.