So, my kids were watching "SpongeBob" on Sunday morning.

They are 8 and 10 years old, so it's a pretty normal occurrence.

As I was watching with them, I saw a commercial for this: Moxie Girlz' Poopsy Pets.

Really. How could I be possibly making this up?

The toy dogs eat magic beans or something. They are rainbow-colored. Then, they poop out rainbow colored pellets. And it's all fun and colorful.

Watch.

Im going to be really honest with you: Poop is not rainbow-colored. It's brown. It isn't cute and fun. It's stinky and crappy. (Pun intended.)

Trying to make poop fun and cute is nice and all, butt ...

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