And I have kids! And I have been puked, peed and pooped on by said children. I guess maybe since they are my kids it's not that big of a deal...
ANYWAYS I was on my way into work this morning, and saw a guy walking his collie along Breton in East Grand Rapids. And he was wearing those blue surgical gloves. And I thought that was odd...

UNTIL I saw WHY he was wearing the gloves.

He bends over, lifts the collies' tail, and proceeds to pull a 6 foot long ribbon of SOMETHING out of the dog's butt. Pretty sure it was crap. I'm not easily grossed out by much, but that did make me shudder.

AND when I told it to Radio's Gene Parker he proceeded to lose his appetite, and I'm pretty sure he didn't eat lunch...sorry Gene!