Nope, we not talking about Old County Buffet!

Police in northern Germany say they rescued a woman and her 2-year-old child whose car was swarmed — by a herd of pigs! HAHA!

Police said the woman called and said "20 relatively large hip-high pigs" had surrounded her VW Golf after she had driven off the road! Mistake Number 1... Don't drive into a field of pigs!

Police say they were able to free the woman, but didn't say how! Bacon Anyone?