Raccoon 1, Guy With Broom 0 [Video]
A man finds a raccoon hanging out in his garbage bin, so he uses a broom to shoo it away. At first, it appears he's succeeded, but then the raccoon comes back with a vegeance.
This round goes to the raccoon (for the record, I believe raccoons will one day take over the world) as its second wind topples the dude with the broom. Next time, this guy won't bring a broom. He'll be wise and bring the BOOMSTICK made in Grand Rapids that Ash used in Evil Dead.