Snow and Ice Can Only Mean One Thing: Fail!! [Video]
There's just something about snow and ice that dumb people find so inviting. Here's a great compilation of winter fails.
Look if you're going to jump into a frozen pool wearing a Speedo in February (2:26 mark, I'm not kidding), it means you've made a bad decision.
Here's a series of bad decisions.
(CAUTION: Occasional harsh language, but not enough to keep you from watching).