98.7 WFGR Classic Hits » bob and tom http://wfgr.com Fri, 24 May 2013 23:30:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 The Bob And Tom Joke Of The Day! http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-joke-of-the-day-50/ http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-joke-of-the-day-50/#comments Tue, 24 Jul 2012 13:02:07 +0000 Craig Russell http://wfgr.com/?p=70836 They are two funny guys! Straight form the minds and mouths of Bob and Tom fans all over, It's the Bob and Tom joke of the day!

The Dead Duck

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.

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]]> http://wfgr.com/bob-and-tom-show-joke-of-the-day-2/feed/ 0 bob and tom show Bob And Tom Comedy All Star Show Back In Grand Rapids! http://wfgr.com/bob-and-tom-comedy-all-star-show-back-in-grand-rapids/ http://wfgr.com/bob-and-tom-comedy-all-star-show-back-in-grand-rapids/#comments Thu, 15 Mar 2012 17:22:25 +0000 Craig Russell http://wfgr.com/?p=42872 Laughfest welcomes back the friends of comics the world over Bob and Tom to town this weekend! Kristi Lee from Bob and Tom shows hosts "The Bob and Tom Comedy All Star Showcase" Saturday night at the Fountain Street Church! Starring Drew Hastings, Tommy Johnagin and Jimmy Pardo!

]]> http://wfgr.com/bob-and-tom-comedy-all-star-show-back-in-grand-rapids/feed/ 0 bob and tom Bob Zany And April Macie LIVE @ The Wealthy Theatre! http://wfgr.com/bob-zany-and-april-macie-live-the-wealthy-theatre/ http://wfgr.com/bob-zany-and-april-macie-live-the-wealthy-theatre/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:38:48 +0000 Craig Russell http://wfgr.com/?p=31591 Bob and Tom Favorites Bob Zany and April Macie will be in Grand Rapids at the Wealthy Theatre on February 16th! Bob and his "Fix the joke" segment on Bob and Tom, and April just being on Bob and Tom have made the pair household names for almost 15 minutes now! Bay-bee!

]]> http://wfgr.com/bob-zany-and-april-macie-live-the-wealthy-theatre/feed/ 0 grcmc.org We're Number 3! Well, The 5th 3rd Burger Is http://wfgr.com/were-number-3-well-the-5th-3rd-burger-is/ http://wfgr.com/were-number-3-well-the-5th-3rd-burger-is/#comments Mon, 12 Dec 2011 22:47:48 +0000 Craig Russell http://wfgr.com/?p=26753 More awards keep piling up for the national acclaimed "5th 3rd Burger" from 5th 3rd Ballpark and the Whitecaps. The burger, which has been lauded on this blog and all over TV in the past has hit a new lever of awesomeness! Adam Richman and Sportscenter move over...here comes Lifed.com.

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It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre. Claude, the hypnotist exclaimed “I’m here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience. The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat.
“I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. It’s been in my family for six generations.” He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting “Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch…..”;

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into pieces.

]]> http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-joke-of-the-day-53/feed/ 0 Listen 6-10am on Classic Hits 98.7 WFGR The Bob And Tom "Joke Of The Day" http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-joke-of-the-day-48/ http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-joke-of-the-day-48/#comments Wed, 19 Oct 2011 12:16:55 +0000 Mark Roberts http://wfgr.com/?p=19529 Here is another Bob and Tom Show Joke of the day:
Hold That Lantern

In the back woods, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here you hold this high so I can see what I am doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming."

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The Doctor's Office

When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I described my day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."

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The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

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Blonde in the Library

A blonde was in the library and goes to the front desk and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger, medium fries and a large Cola".
In a chastising voice t

]]> http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-show-joke-of-the-day-19/feed/ 0 Join the fun 6-10am on Classic Hits 98.7 WFGR "Here Come The Mummies" Live On The Bob And Show[VIDEO] http://wfgr.com/here-come-the-mummies-live-on-the-bob-and-showvideo/ http://wfgr.com/here-come-the-mummies-live-on-the-bob-and-showvideo/#comments Wed, 28 Sep 2011 15:31:20 +0000 Mark Roberts http://wfgr.com/?p=17825 "Here Come The Mummies" are coming back to Grand Rapids by popular demand.  Tickets are on sale now for November 17th show at the "Intersection".

If you just can't wait to see the "Mummies" here's your video fix from the Bob and Tom Show.

Don't miss the Bob and Tom Show 6

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The Drunkin' Cowboy

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came b

]]> http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-show-joke-of-the-day-18/feed/ 0 Catch all the fun 6-10am on Classic Hits 98.7 WFGR The Bob And Tom Show "Joke Of The Day" http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-show-joke-of-the-day-17/ http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-show-joke-of-the-day-17/#comments Thu, 22 Sep 2011 12:15:01 +0000 Mark Roberts http://wfgr.com/?p=17192 This one is very clever...and funny!

Two Sisters



Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ra

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A chicken goes to Las Vegas for a convention. After checking in, he goes down and plays some blackjack. He spots an egg across the room, their eyes meet and BOOM, their blood begins to boil.
They meet halfway across the floor and without a

]]> http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-show-joke-of-the-day-14/feed/ 0 Listen 6-10am on Classic Hits 98.7 WFGR The Bob And Tom Show "Joke Of The Day" http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-show-joke-of-the-day-13/ http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-show-joke-of-the-day-13/#comments Thu, 15 Sep 2011 11:06:46 +0000 Mark Roberts http://wfgr.com/?p=16412 Here's another joke from the Bob and Tom Show.  You think you have a funnier joke?  Send it to us.
A Farmer's 3 Daughters
A farmer has 3 daughters and they were old enough to start dating. The farmer thought it was a good idea to answer the door with a shotgun to scare the suitors.

]]> http://wfgr.com/the-bob-and-tom-show-joke-of-the-day-13/feed/ 0 Listen 6-10am on Classic Hits 98.7 WFGR Another Great Video From The Bob And Tom Show-Haywood Banks[VIDEO] http://wfgr.com/another-great-video-fron-the-bob-and-tom-show-haywood-banksvideo/ http://wfgr.com/another-great-video-fron-the-bob-and-tom-show-haywood-banksvideo/#comments Wed, 14 Sep 2011 12:36:03 +0000 Mark Roberts http://wfgr.com/?p=16337 Haywood Banks is one of my favorite guest comedians to join the Bob and Tom Show.  Here's another great song from Haywood Banks:

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