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The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Forgive Your Enemies
Toward the end of Sunday's homily, the priest asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
Almost everyone held up their hands.
The priest then repeated his question. Everyone responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, w…
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The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Wine Taster
In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. H…
The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of The Day”
Gifts For Teacher
For Christmas, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy store-owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty bo…
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Serving Dog
Two polish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "But if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, t…
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Cop and the Clown
A patrolman pulled a motorist over for speeding. He approached the drivers window and asked, " So buddy, what's the hurry?"
The driver replied, " I'm a clown, I perform at children's birthday parties,and I'm late for one."
The patrolman said, "That's inter…
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Specimen
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his young wife pregnant. So he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and…
Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
His Final Wish
There was a wife and husband out golfing one day. The husband wasn't a very good player and the wife was an accomplished player. Whenever the husband hit a bad shot, the wife would laugh and make fun of his plight. On one hole, he swung mightily at his drive, producing a huge slice …
The Bob And Tom Show Joke Of The Day
The New Guy
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who y…
Bob and Tom Joke of The Day
The Marriage Question
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
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