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“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Traffic Camera
My husband was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.
He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though he knew that he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again t…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Problem With Flowers
A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop. “Just great” the brunette complained to the blonde, “my boyfriend is in the flower shop buying me some flowers”.
The blonde responds, “Why is tha…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The DEA Agent
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location
The DEA offic…
“Video Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Johnny A. is an American guitarist who bought his first guitar at the age of 12. He grew up inspired by the Beatles and Les Paul. Johnny has played with the J Geils Band and recently was a guest on the Bob and Tom Show.   Johnny A. performed one of his biggest hits "Oh Yeah&…
“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show
The Leg Injury
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
"Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started worki…
“Joke Of The Day” From the Bob And Tom Show
The Animal Game
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.
The teacher held up a picture of a cat.
"What animal is this?" she asked.
"A cat!" said Eddie.
"Good job! Now, what is this animal?"
"A dog!" said Eddie.
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Dick Van Dyk Is alive and Well On The Bob And Tom Show
I don't know why I thought Dick Van Dyke had passed away, but the rumors of his death were greatly exaggerated!  Dick Van Dyke is a Guest star on the Bob and Tom show today.  The Dick Van Dyke Show is still considered one of the best sitcoms of all time...
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
The Old Brothel
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait."
"But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now."
"Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs.&quot…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Fingernail Biting
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. "I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my fingernails, I'll …
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Ivy Legue Trip
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked: "Sir, can you please tell me where your library is at...
Joke Of The Day From The Bob And Tom Show
A Knock at the Door
There was a knock on the door this morning. When I opened it, I found a young man standing there in a suit and tie who said, "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and would love to talk to you."
When we were both sitting down I turned and asked &quot…

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