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The Bob And Tom ” Joke Of the Day”
A Cowboy in Heaven
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of biker…
The Best Super Bowl Ads Ranked By Viewers
For the most part I found most of the Super Bowl Commercials as Blah, Blah, Blah.  However there were a few good ones.  Here are the USA Today Ad Meter winners.
For the first time, two ads tied for the top Super Bowl commercial as selected by consumer panelists rating the ads as they aired in the g…
The Bob and Tom “Joke Of The Day”
First Date Conversation
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and ...
The Bob And Tom Show “Joke Of The Day”
Nosey the Dog
A man had settled in next to the window on the plane when another man took the aisle seat and then put a very large black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to him.
The first man looked quizzically at the dog and asked why a dog was allowed on the plane.
The Most Famous Red Swim Suit in History
The Smithsonian museum in Washington D.C. will soon display the most famous red swimsuit of all time -- the one worn by Farrah Fawcett on that 1976 poster. Ya know, the poster that sold over 12 MILLION COPIES!
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
The Wine Taster
In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. H…
A PAW-CEL POST PACKAGE
A Minneapolis woman is in deep doo-doo for trying send her niece a birthday package -- a puppy -- which she attempted to mail in a box with no food or air holes.
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down.
Lose Weight While Watching The Big Game
If you're trying to maintain your New Years resolution of dropping a few pounds, and absolutely fear the giant bag of Doritos that will be calling your name on Sunday, here are few ways to lose weight
BUSH DAUGHTER: In Favor Of Gay Marriage
Here's a shocker. Barbara Bush, one of George W. Bush's twin daughters, will endorse gay marriage today, despite the fact that when her father was president, he pushed for a constitutional amendment to ban it.
Dog Didn’t Match The Drapes??!!
A British woman shocked workers at an animal shelter after taking home an abandoned dog -- and then returning it when she found it didn't match her drapes!  Are you kidding me!

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