A Knock at the Door
There was a knock on the door this morning. When I opened it, I found a young man standing there in a suit and tie who said, "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and would love to talk to you
Celebrities cuttin' Cake today are:
Down By the Pond
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
Who wants to be a winner? Comedian Jack Freeman presents Success for Living on the Bob and Tom Show.
Doctor & the Lawyer
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
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I ran across this video and If you haven't seen it yet, I know you will be amazed. I can't believe how much work it took to put this together. Enjoy this real classical video:
How do they do that?
World's Greatest Invention
Three men were debating the greatest invention of all time.
The first man declared, "Why, it's got to be the wheel. Without the wheel, we'd go nowhere or move anything."
Two great concerts are coming to DeVos Performance Hall in April. On April 19 Jeff Beck is live in concert . If you love great guitar pickin', You'll love Jeff Beck. Tickets are still available
Highway to Hawaii
A guy was walking along the beach, found a bottle, and picked it up. A magical genie popped out and said, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish."
The guy said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can't because I'm afraid to fly and ships make me deathly sick. My wish is for you to build a highway from here to Hawaii."
Sorry PETA, I'm gonna talk about MEAT! Who has the Best Kielbas in West Michigan? Well we're gonna find out April 30th at the 5th Street Hall as ten local meat markets will give you a chance to sample and vote for the Best Kielbasa in West Michigan.
Man's First Love
A man, sitting at home with his wife, said, completely out of the blue, "I love you."
She asked, "Is that you or the beer talking?"
Wouldn't it be great if there were one website that could answer every question you ever had about the world?
