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Two Dumb Blondes A blonde woman is driving down the road when she sees another blonde...in a rowboat...in the middle of a field, rowing like crazy. She stops, gets out of her car, walks up to the fence and yells, "You stupid idiot! You know, it's dumb blondes like YOU that give the rest of us the bad reputation we have!"

I don't know if you were aware of this or not, but today is supposedly "Take Your Dog  To Work Day. It  kinda makes me sad because our dog Sammy Died of old age last month. Sammy was our "One Eyed Wonder Dog"!

If you workout at the gym you may relate to this joke submitted by listener McCrae Axson. Gym Equipment A heavy set man is working out at the gym when he sees an attractive 18 year old come in and begin her workout. He asks the nearby trainer which machine should he use if he wants to impress her. Looking him up and down  real carefully the trainer finally answers

A Knock at the Door There was a knock on the door this morning. When I opened it, I found a young man standing there in a suit and tie who said, "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and would love to talk to you." When we were both sitting down I turned and asked "So, what is it you’d like to talk about...

Celebrities cuttin'  Cake today are:

Down By the Pond An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

Who wants to be a winner? Comedian Jack Freeman presents Success for Living on the Bob and Tom Show.

Doctor & the Lawyer A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" ...

I ran across this video and If you haven't seen it yet, I know you will be amazed.  I can't believe how much work it took to put this together.  Enjoy this real classical video: How do they do that?

World's Greatest Invention Three men were debating the greatest invention of all time. The first man declared, "Why, it's got to be the wheel. Without the wheel, we'd go nowhere or move anything."

Two great concerts are coming to DeVos Performance Hall in April.  On April 19 Jeff Beck is live in concert .  If you love great guitar pickin', You'll love Jeff Beck. Tickets are still available

Highway to Hawaii A guy was walking along the beach, found a bottle, and picked it up. A magical genie popped out and said, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can't because I'm afraid to fly and ships make me deathly sick. My wish is for you to build a highway from here to Hawaii.&quo