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The “Joke Of The Day” From Bob And Tom
Two Dumb Blondes
A blonde woman is driving down the road when she sees another a the middle of a field, rowing like crazy.
She stops, gets out of her car, walks up to the fence and yells, "You stupid idiot! You know, it's dumb blondes like YOU that give the rest …
The “Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
If you workout at the gym you may relate to this joke submitted by listener McCrae Axson.
Gym Equipment
A heavy set man is working out at the gym when he sees an attractive 18 year old come in and begin her workout. He asks the nearby trainer which machine should he use if he wants to impress her.
Joke Of The Day From The Bob And Tom Show
A Knock at the Door
There was a knock on the door this morning. When I opened it, I found a young man standing there in a suit and tie who said, "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and would love to talk to you."
When we were both sitting down I turned and asked "…
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Down By the Pond
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to …
“Joke Of The Day” From The Bob And Tom Show
Doctor & the Lawyer
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop …
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
World's Greatest Invention
Three men were debating the greatest invention of all time.
The first man declared, "Why, it's got to be the wheel. Without the wheel, we'd go nowhere or move anything."
The Bob And Tom “Joke Of The Day”
Highway to Hawaii
A guy was walking along the beach, found a bottle, and picked it up. A magical genie popped out and said, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish."
The guy said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can't because I'm afraid to f…

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